Separated at birth?
Sammy Kong & King Kong!
The Brazilians, they say, can’t say words that end in consonants, so they have to add vowels at the end. Hence, Picnic is pronounced picki-nicky, Ping Pong is pronounced Pingi Pongi, the national airline Varig is pronounced Varigi.
Watched King Kong, or as a Brazilian might put it, Kingi Kongi over the weekend. Loads of fun!
Things you didn’t know about King Kong:
He drinks Konga-Cola.
His favorite stationery is Kongqueror.
When he doesn’t get enough fruit, he gets Kongstipated.
He never ran for Kongress.
When he’s in Hong Kong he lives in a Kongdominium.
When in Manila he likes to kangkong.
Ok, Manolo, let’s kongtinue with the did you know?
Raul Gonzales is related to King Kong, he is MoKong
Ouch! My ach-King head? Anyway, while we’re at it, do you think he should run for Kong-ress? After all, I think he would do better than all the Kong-enital you-know-whats who run the place? Who knows? He might actually be able to de-Kong-est traffic in Manila.
On in-Kong-ruous as it may seem, maybe he should join a Kong-lomerate? I really think, below that gruff exterior, is a Kong-enial soul.
Okay, I will stop now. Not showing in Dumaguete yet.
The movie will be Kong-in soon to a theater near you!
I see you are all going ape over this movie. I guess there’s no stopping all this monkey business. 🙂
Ape-ear!
from The Return of the King now Kong is King: http://www.writingstudio.co.za/page1015.html .